Bangkok, Thailand

Day two went to palace, saw show of local dances, tried a famous pad Thai place went out in evening. Exotic apple for breakfast.

After a short and hectic week stop over in the UK we have now arrived in Bangkok! We have to isolate on arrival here which means we were picked up from the airport and shuttled to our government approved hotel. As soon as we arrived a woman in a hazmat suit took samples for our PCR tests and we were sent to our room we would get the results back in the morning spend the rest of the day at the hotel before being released into Bangkok, if all went well. We got the all clear via a phone call at 7am and had planned to spend the morning making use of the pool but unfortunately Jet lag hit and we ended up sleeping until 2pm and then running around like headless to pack so we didn’t miss the check out time.

Even though we are now on a new continent it appears our habit of wandering about in the afternoon heat with our backpacks on has continued with us to Asia. We took what we hoped would be a scenic if not slightly long walk along a river to our next hostel. The river itself was pretty enough but every now and the we got an awful waft of rotting fish from the waste of markets along the river. But all in all it wasn’t too bad, we made it to our hostel slightly sweaty but otherwise unharmed, apart from the asault on our noses.

I had expected not to like Bangkok I thought it would be over touristy with small streets and a lot of litter like some other big city’s I’ve been to in asia but I actually really liked it it was clean with bright wide streets. I also thought I would have a bit of culture shock here. But although it is vastly different from Europe and Latin America I think I had already had the culture shock when visiting Asia/ Indonesia previously, so this time it was less of an adjustment. That’s not to say it isn’t a completely different world here, Just trying to cross the road will remind you of that! There are zebra crossings with green lights to indicate when you should walk but that is where the similarities end, here the traffic wont stop for the red light and the green pedestrian light indicates it is now your turn to try and cross the road, but you have to walk into a sea of oncoming traffic and the cars will part and dodge around you like a modern day traffic Moses.

You must also take your shoes off before going into any building even public toilets, although for toilets they sometimes provide communal flipflops to use once inside. The toilets themselves are not always western toilets sometimes they are squat toilets and it takes some skill not to pee on your own feet as a woman! But in every toilet they have a bum gun, as me and Grace call them, a small hose to wash yourself clean instead of, or sometimes as well as, toilet paper. Although apparently we are the weird ones in the UK as both Latin America and Asia have this.

Men and women must also have both their shoulders and knees covered when entering any religious, historical or government building. Which sounds fine in principle but is actually very hot and sweaty in practice.

On our first afternoon of freedom we decided to visit Wat Pho, one of the largest and oldest buddist temples in Bangkok. (Wat is what they call temples here). I wore a long dress that reached down to my ankles with a long sleeved shirt over the top and Grace wore a long sleeved shirt with some baggy trousers that came a few inches below her knee.

Unfortunately after a sweaty 20 minute walk to the wat we were told that if you were wearing trousers not only must they cover your knees they must reach your ankle and so Grace was turned away. We walked back to the hostel and Grace switched clothes ready for round two. This time we decided to get our first tuk tuk, basically a motorbike where the back has been adjusted to be a small bench. The hostel advised us to ask for a price and then start bartering at half that price, so that is what we did and soon we were off back to the temple.

The tuk tuk driver tried to tell us the temple was now closed and instead he could take us on a tour of Bangkok for a ‘small fee’ but seeing as we had just been to the temple we were on to his scam and got us to take us to the temple. But it was a scam we would hear again and again in tuk tuks.

On the second time we were allowed inside! The temples here in Thailand are really something else often made up of several buildings guilded in gold or decorated with intricate painted wood carvings it really is impressive, and photos and videos just don’t seem to do it justice. We wandered around the various temples and were lucky there were only a few other people around which Grace tells me is normally unheard of, she has been to this temple on her last trip to Thailand and it was heaving with people. I guess the testing and quarantine rules have put a lot of tourists off coming.

But it was wonderfully peaceful, we saw the seated Buda and locals praying to him alongside monks, which seem to be everywhere in Thailand, apparently every male has to do at least 6 months as a monk in his lifetime here. There are also rules around the monks and Buda. You should never ever touch a monk especially as a woman, you should keep your head down as they pass and try not to be taller or have your head above a monk or Buda, which is easier said than done when people are so short here. You should also never turn your back to Buda or point your feet towards him, we’re yet to figured out how we can do both of those at once but have gone for the side on to Buda approach! In general people don’t seem to mind too much as long as you are dressed respectfully, don’t wear shoes in temples and appear to be making an effort.

We also got to see the reclining Buda, basically Buda lying down supposed to represent him on his deathbed. It was an impressive structure, 15m high and 46m long! One of the largest in Thailand. The whole structure was golden except for the soles of Buda’s feet which were covered in pearls meant to represent the universe.

The temple is considered the first public university of Thailand, teaching students in the fields of religion, science, and literature through the murals and sculptures. A school for traditional medicine and massage was established at the temple in 1955, and still offers courses in Thai medicine: Thai pharmacy, Thai medical practice, Thai midwifery, and Thai massage. So of course we had to get a Thai massage here.

I endured the massage rather than enjoyed it, at parts it was almost enjoyable with the masseuse kneeding my muscles like dough but for the most part it consisted of him pushing his thumb into several spots along my legs and arms and then putting all of his body weight on it. Very uncomfortable and I was left with a very odd looking set of bruises!

For our first real dinner in Thailand, as I don’t think the quarantine trays count! We decided to head to….China town. We had heard if was a really cool place to check out and it was on our way home and we were hungry, don’t judge! It was really cool we saw all the flashing neon lights and the street stalls cooking delicious food and we eventually stopped at the nicest looking one and had a dinner of gyozas (fried pork dumplings), chicken and veg in oyster sauce and egg fried rice and drinks. All for £4! One of the best things about Asia is the delicious food that’s so cheap!

‘mush cooked to order’ safe to say we didn’t eat here!

On our second day in Bangkok we decided to check out the royal palace built up throughout the centuries by every new king. I must say that Buckingham palace looks rather plain in comparison! Again it was an impressive mix of wood carvings and gold painted buildings.

After we had finished looking at the palace we saw our entry ticket also included a free show at the royal theatre, so we got a tuk tuk there for the next showing. The show was super cool and interesting it showcased traditional dances from different periods and different regions of Thailand as well as including a short traditional play about one of the Thai gods and his fight with a sea demon.

In the evening we went to try a place Grace accredited as having served her the best pad Thai she had had while in Thailand the last time she was here. She was right it was delicious! Also probably the best Pad Thai I’ve had whilst in Thailand too! Pad Thai for anyone who hasn’t had it is a delicious noodle stir fry dish traditionally served in an omelette basket. It was actually introduced during world war two when Thailand suffered a rice shortage and quickly became a staple dish in Thailand.

A pad Thai I made myself recently! No egg basket as I’m not a pro!

That evening we went out to the famous party scene in Bangkok, Khao San Road, with some people we’d met in our hostel. It was a fun night with a mix of tourists and locals and the music reflected that. Although we still managed to hear lots of Latin American Regatón music, it seems we didn’t leave that behind either!

The next morning we headed out for breakfast feeling a bit worse for wear. I ordered a fruit salad and spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out what one crunchy piece of fruit was, it tastes familiar but had a crunch texture like water chestnut and it definitely wasn’t a fruit I’d had in any of my breakfasts while here or in centeral America. I gave Grace a price to try (she had curry for Breakfast, while in Thailand I suppose!). Grace quickly realised what it was and laughed her head off at me…it was Apple! Turns out I may have been away from the UK for a bit too long…

Next we’re off to Ayutthaya, the old capital city. I will tell you all about it soon! Lots of love, Alice x

Panama City, Panama

Day one went to ecological museum, art deco very cool, Scotland joined UK as derian attempt failed. Saw Panama canal, went for a fancy evening meal got free champagne and desert for sitting on the road.

Day two very long walking tour, poor people live there they have water and light. Went to the molar museum very interesting

Got to fate at airport and there was a whole dance as it seemed to be a brand new route to Europe, plane was delayed for an hour.

Please stay seated until we meet our fucking position.

Panama City was our last stop in Central America, we had two days here before we flew home. On our first day we decided to go to the famous ecological museum we had heard it was really interesting giving information about the ecology of the whole of Centeral America.

It was a really cool museum, the building itself was art deco and very interesting to look at built by a famous architect Frank Gehry. The content of the museum was also really fascinating it was one of the best museums we went to, it detailed the history of the formation of the land bridge between north and south America which we now call central America, with displays about the different types of rock formations. Which I can’t say me or Grace were super interested in but we did have a fun time jumping in front of a seismic activity/ Richter measurement device. Somehow tiny grace seemed to make bigger waves than me. More interestingly we found out about how each area looked before the connection and what the bridge allowing movement between the two areas meant for the different species that had evolved there.

For example they believe giant sloths from South America (who I can confirm really live up to their name after seeing a lifesize model!) Were driven to extinction by sabour tooth tigers from the north and that the south had its own sabour tooth tiger of sorts that had evolved independently, however it had a pouch for young like a kangaroo. We also learnt about lots of cool species of Central America still alive today including some frogs that live their whole lives above ground in trees, they don’t even return down to lay eggs, instead laying eggs in pools of water caught in leaves of trees. We also saw a jaw of an extinct Megladon shark, which could have swalloed me whole while standing up with no issue!

The museum also had a section on human history in Central America detailing the native people and their way of life, the conquest by European invaders, including the Scottish who put a substantial about of money into trying to conquer and control the Daren area of Panama, now know as the ‘Daren gap’, they were unsuccessful and te endeavour almost bankrupt Scotland leading to them agreeing to join the UK. It also had a section about the building of the famous Panama Canal. How the French had tried to build the canal originally, but had tried to make it all at sea level and had gone bankrupt, selling the rights and equipment to the US who completed the project using locks. It also detailed how Panama came to eventually own the canal itself.

So after spending most of the day in that very interesting museum we headed outside to see the one thing we couldn’t leave Panama without seeing. The Panama Canal itself! The official museum for the canal was still closed after Covid but the ecological museum was right next to part of the canal and we had a beautiful view of the bridge of the Americas crossing the canal. We sat in the shade for a while watching some ships sail along it before eventually heading back to our hostel.

As it would be our last evening meal before heading home tomorrow evening we decided to dress up and go somewhere fancy, or at least get as dressed up as you can be while living out of a backpack! We had booked a fancy restaurant for 7:30pm but decided to go to a bar overlooking the city for sunset beforehand. It was a very pretty bar and we drank cocktails and talked about our trip highs and lows while the sun set. After finishing our third round of drinks we decided to walk to the restaurant while we could still walk! We ended up arriving 15 minutes before our booking and the hostess apologised profusely. I’m not sure why she felt it was her fault we couldn’t keep time but she seemed very relieved when we didn’t shout at her and told her it was fine and we would wait outside.

There didn’t seem much point in heading anywhere else for the sake of 10/15 minutes so we walked around the side of the building and sat on a curb to wait, this sounds worse than it was as the curbs here are several feet high, so it’s basically like sitting on a bumb high wall. While we were sat there, some police on bikes came and in broken English made us promise not to go any further down the road as we ‘looked too expensive for the area’ and may attract trouble. Turns out we do scrub up well after all!

The restaurant hostess had come to check on some of the alfresco diners along the side of the restaurant on the road we were waiting on and seemed absolutely mortified by the fact that we had been ‘reduced to waiting by the curb and had been harnessed by the police’ in her words. She again smothered us in unnecessary apologies before bringing us to a table and providing us with free glasses of champagne. I can only imagine what sort of people she has to deal with daily as again she was visibly relieved that we weren’t shouting at her or going to complain to the restaurant. So relieved in fact that she gave us free champagne all evening and a free desert too! It was a delicious meal (even the parts we had to pay for) and very fancy which was a first on this trip! But even eating in the fanciest restaurant and leaving a 25% tip, how could we not for the wonderful hostess, the meal came to £25 each! We kinda wish we had gone fancier earlier now…

Our flight the following day wasn’t until 6pm in the evening so we still had some time to explore until then. We decided to do a free walking tour of the town. The tour was pretty awful but as there were only two other people so we couldn’t sneek off and leave. Instead we were dragged around the town and taken into churches where the ‘guide’ and I use that term very loosely ready information to us from information plaques mounted on walls that we could already read for ourselves and didn’t really provide any insight of his own. Except for one point in a church he pointed to the floor and said ‘come look, dead people’ to alert us to a sign about catacombs in a church and another time when we asked his thoughts on the gentrification of the city forcing poorer locals out, as there were signs protesting about it, and he pointed across to a far off block of flats and said ‘we put poor people there, we give them daylight and water what more do they need’. Which is a line I now use on Grace whenever she complains about anything.

Although the tour guide didn’t really give us any meaningful local insight, some of the places he took us were at least a little interesting we saw 6 or 7 churches all with huge nativity scenes that took up a whole room which was pretty cool, although less so after the 4th one you’ve seen… We also saw some weird modern tech in some of these churches including LED prayer candles and a electronic holy water dispenser which felt very strange to see.

After we had given our tip for the tour we decided to do our own exploring and came across a weekend craft market which was cool we saw some Guna people selling their handmade fabrics known as molars alongside some more contemporary crafts. Grace decided to buy a glass necklace pendant of a sloth and the seller showed us how he made them himself by hand. He then made us two smaller matching sloths on string bracelets that he gave us for free.

After a late lunch we decided to check out a museum about the indigenous Guna people and the molars they make. The museum was free but really interesting especially after our visit to a Guna community in the San Blas Islands. The museum explained their traditional molars used in clothing and what different patterns and symbols meant, spirals to trap evil spirits, zigzag patterns to harm and ward off bad omens etc. Beads on their arms and legs to protect them, a line drawn down the nose to eccentricate a long thin nose which is the height of beauty to the Guna. It was really interesting to see how such a traditional unchanged art had been passed down for hundreds of years, it was especially cool to see the traditional methods used to capture things in modern day life such as mother’s making their children traditional shirts but with Spider-Man on the front made in the traditional way. Very surreal and an interesting way to end our day and our time in central America.

After collecting our bags we headed to the airport, but there was one last suprise in store for us, (well two if you could a bottle of water costing $10 USD in the departure lounge!) We had picked a Lufthansa flight home that had a stop over in Germany rather than the standard stop in the US most flights do, as we wanted to avoid having to apply for a visa waiver and getting a PCR test.

What we didn’t realize was that our flight would be the first direct flight from Panama to Europe that airport had offered so at our gate we got to watch an opening ceremony that involved traditional dancing and a live band. So a good send off for us!

But don’t worry it wasn’t too sad flying home, we got to see our family and friends for the first time in three months! And besides,y we were only home 8 days before heading off to Asia! But that is another adventure for another post!

Can’t wait to tell you all about it soon! Love, Alice x

P.s. we had a German Piolet with a strong accent and when after landing he tried to say ‘stay in your seats until we reach the final position’ it came out as ‘stay in your seats until we reach the fucking position’ which amused us no end as we initially thought he was just having a bad day and was sick of people getting up to early ?

San Blas Islands, Guna Yala

From El Valle we took a long bus to Panama City, we would be back after San Blas to check out Panama City properly, but for now we stayed one night before being picked up at 5am ready to make our way to the San Blas Islands.

The San Blas Islands are an archipelago comprising around 365 islands, of which 49 are inhabited. The area is home to a tribe of indigenous peoples known as the Guna. The Guna are self governing and decide who is granted entry into the islands. Tourists are only allowed on certain islands that are not inhabited by Guna families.

We started the day by driving four hours in a jeep along a potholed road through dense forest to get to the coast, from here we were greeted by Guna boats that would take us on another hour to the islands. We had been told that nothing is set on the islands, you could be placed anywhere, some days you get a trip, some days you don’t and where you go is random and never to schedule so you just have to go with the flow.

This was the case on our first day, we arrived with our small backpacks full of clothes and snacks for 3 days along with a big barrel of water to be told we were going on a trip straight away and wouldn’t be able to drop anything of first. So we arrived at ‘little dog island’ with all of our stuff and had to take it exploring with us.

The island itself was beautiful, golden soft sand and crystal blue waters. We got to relax here for a few hours, apparently there is a shipwreck in the water you can snorkel around, but we didn’t find out about this until after we’d left.

We got our first island meal here of deep fried fish, salad and potatoes (it would become our standard lunch and dinner meal for the next few days). Before lugging all our stuff back on a boat to explore some ‘natural pools’.

These natural pools were areas in the sea where sand had built up so that the sea was very shallow, it was interesting to see. We also saw some locals in a traditional boat and some star fish which was cool.

Orange juice that made us giggle

After a few hours swimming here we were taken back to the island we would be staying on, it was also beautiful and much quieter than the one we were on today. We were staying in a dorm which was basically thin weaved walls and a thatched roof all made from dried coconut leaves and branches.

That evening the family taking care of us on our island asked our names but after struggling with Grace and hearing it as ‘rice’ decided to rename Grace as ‘Arroz’ the Spanish for rice. There were also two Dutch girls Maude and Annabella, and Maude also got renamed to mouse. That evening we spent chatting with the girls and watching the sunset on the island before getting an early night, we were knackered after getting up at 5am.

The next day we were woken by someone blowing into a Conch Shell which is how we were called to every meal. So we got ready for the day. Today we would visit big dog island, this was another beautiful island this time slightly larger and with a lot more tourists, we watched as a group of American women took several hours to get the perfect ‘candid’ shot! We were more concerned with snorkeling the reefs surrounding the island.

At lunch Mouse mentioned it was her birthday and so the locals gave us all lots and lots of free alcohol and put on music, they also made her a cute fruit basket shaped like a bird.

We were also taken on a second trip but unfortunately it was to the same place as yesterday so this time we decided to snorkel around the sand build up of the natural pools. Two of the younger tour guides who had been giving us beers came to see what we were up to and when they saw we were snorkeling they were keen to join in. One of them was pointing out sting rays on the ocean floor but it was way to far down for us to see so he dove down at least 15, if not 20m deep (on one breath!), to poke the stingrays so that they moved and we could see them. He also went down a second time to pick up some starfish to show us. It was cool to see but I’m not sure how good it was for the health of the starfish!

After our trip was finished we were taken back to the beach and given more drinks where we decided if you couldn’t beat all the people having photo shoots you may as well join them. I should probably point out the following (very unflattering photos) were a result of us being a little drunk and very much taking the piss.

Although we did get some nice ones too! So we’re not total munters after all…

That evening we were alerted it was dinner time by the blowing of the Conch Shell and this time we asked if we could try blowing it, it’s a lot harder than it looks!

After dinner we bought a bottle of rum and played lots of drinking games for Mouse’s birthday. Including a very silly one called vikings, where one person is the Viking and has to wiggle some fingers on her head as viking horns, the people either side have to mime rowing a boat and everyone else has to sway about pretending to be a wave all shouting ‘Viki Viki Viki viki’ until the Viking points at someone else to be viking and everyone mush change thier action and the last one to do it drinks. It was really fun and some french guys in their 50s joined in with the games but they were soon verrry drunk as they had already had a bottle of rum before joining us. So at 10pm we all pretended to go to bed so that one of the guys could convince the drunker one it was time for them to go to bed too.

After they had gone to bed the rest of us came back out and watched the stars and chatted for a bit before heading off the bed ourselves.

The next day was our last, in the morning we chilled on the island and did some snorkeling and in the afternoon we were taken to the main Guna island where a lot of the population live and where most of the children got to school. There were children absolutely everywhere and they were all eager to say hello, practice their English or just show you a cool trick they could do it was really fun engaging with them.

We got to look around their town meeting room where they have debates and council meetings and we also got to see the shops selling supplies (I assume from what we ate of mostly rice beans and potatoes! ?) We also got to see the women working on traditional clothing and textiles they call molar. I didn’t take many photos as it feels a bit intrusive, but it was very interesting to see.

After our visit to the main island was done we headed back to the mainland and a jeep journey back to Panama City. Our time on San Blas was truly beautiful and not something we will forget in a hurry.

I’ll tell you all about Panama City soon, lots of love, Alice x

El Valle, Panama

We only had one full day in El Valle, it was just a filler stop to break up the long journey from Santa Catalina to Panama City, but we actually really liked it here and probably would have stayed another day if we had time.

But the short time we did spend here was super fun. We were staying in the same hostel as the girls we had met in Santa Catalina, Liv and Rachel, and also saw two of the guys, Patric and Jamie, we had met in Bocas del Toro. We arrived late in the afternoon and sat in the hostel garden chatting, we were all too tired to do much else. It was Liv’s birthday the following day and our only full day here so we decided to pack it full of activities.

We started the day at 4am ready for a hike up a nearby hill to watch the sunrise. Well all of us except Patrick, he claimed the very idea of waking up early to do a hard walk was barbaric and that anyone who woke him would meet his wrath. Seeing as he was a good foot higher than the rest of us we left him be!

We hailed an open back collectivo to take us to the start of the walk, he seemed unsure when we got on of where we wanted to go, but insisted he could take us there despite us saying we could get a different collectivo. It turns out he did not know where he was going at all and took us 10 minutes in the wrong direction. Eventually we got him to stop and he admitted defeat and phoned a friend who gave him institutions. We got to the start a little later than we had hoped for but this turned out not to be a problem as the driver just kept on going up the path, off road, until he had taken us up about a quarter of the trek and the car physically couldn’t fit any further along. At this point he finally stopped and us four and 6 other people from our hostel doing the same hike got out.

I asked the driver how much we owed him and he said $25 USD and looked shifty about it but before I could question it further one of the guys from the other group was collecting $2.50 from each of the 10 of us and handed it over. The guy then asked if he could take a photo of us all and had already blinded us with a flash from his camera before we had a chance to respond.

When the lights had faded and the collectivo had finished it’s 90 point turn and headed off, we started the walk. It was a little strenuous but the hardest part was seeing where you were going in the dark, there were a lot of loose rocks prime for a twisted ankle. Luckily after carrying her head torch around for 3 and a half months it was finally Grace’s time to shine and put it to use.

Gradually we made our way upwards and as we went it started to get lighter enough to see a little, although the higher we got the windier it got too until we almost at the very top and on a thin path on the side of the hill, the heaviest of us were struggling to push forward into the wind and the lighter of the group we actually being blown backwards. Luckily the wind dropped slightly and we made it around the other side of the hill. The final part of the assent was up a thin path to somewhat of a peak. Grace, Jamie and myself didn’t quite fancy risking ourselves going up there as we already had a pretty cool view for the sunrise so we let the girls go on ahead while we found a good spot.

It turned out to be a pretty average sunrise anyway as there was a lot of cloud, but it was still nice to see.

Afterwards we headed back down the hill, this time in daylight and I must say it was much more pleasant and there were lovely views all around, although it was still slightly treacherous in the wind. At the bottom we got a collectivo back into town it cost 25cents instead of $2.50…. turns out our last driver had scammed us and then taken our photo as bragging rights!

The final part of the walk we missed off.

Once we made it back to the hostel we all took a nap for an hour or two. For lunch we decided to go to a pizza place Patrick highly recommended. Grace ordered a pizza but the rest of us went for a panini after hearing Patrick go on about how good they were for the last hour. Plot twist they were not good. Not even close. They were very anemic looking rolls with so little cheese that a mouse would have starved to death from eating there. A very disappointing birthday lunch for Liv!

In the afternoon we decided to visit some thermal springs, it was a good way to relax our aching muscles and they even had some mud from the springs that you could rub on yourself, so obviously we gave it a go and smothered ourselves from top to bottom. We then sat and played cards while the mud dried and found ourselves cast in the positions we had sat in… Once we had crunched ourselves up straight again we washed the mud off in the shower and had lovely smooth skin underneath.

In the evening we went out for a meal to celebrate Liv’s birthday and to hopefully make up for the awful paninis. We chose a local restaurant that was very tasty, and Rachel even managed to get a birthday cake made. Although something was lost in translation and it was huge and very very sweet with thick marshmello frosting, so it was hard to eat more than a small slice. We ended up giving slices out to everyone, the staff at the restaurant, some local homeless people and anyone who was around at the hostel when we got back.

We planned to go out that evening but apparently the one bar in town was closed so instead we stayed drinking at the hostel and playing drinking games and unfortunately our poor Costa Rica playing cards with frogs on ended up covered in beer! But apart from that it was a really fun evening and a brilliant end to our brief time in El Valle.

Next we’re off to Panama City, ready to be picked up for our tour to the San Blas Islands! Something I’ve wanted to do since our last trim and that I’m hoping will be the highlight of our trip! I can’t wait!

Tell you all about it soon, lots of love, Alice x

Santa Catalina, Panama

I feel like a lot of posts I have written on this trip have mentioned how hot it has been, turns out those places were nothing compared to Santa Catalina. Just existing here is unpleasant and you are covered in sweat from sitting in the shade. Unfortunately for us, the hostel we had picked was a thirty minute walk from the beach in the baking sun all the way and there was no pool or Aircon or restaurant at the hostel. Just one fan for a room of 9 people.

On our first day we decided to walk down to the beach in the hope of getting some food, we tried to shorten our walk by heading down various side paths that all claimed to have restaurants down, but every time they were either closed or super expensive. After an hour of many detours we reached the beach, by this point we were absolutely dripping with sweat and had discovered new revelations about ourselves in the heat. Apparently when I’m uncomfortably hot I start puffing out air and sound like a pissed off horse huffing away, gryace on the other hand sounds like a pissed if sailor and swears and curses anything that moves and a lot of stuff that doesn’t.

When we reached the town by the beach, most of the restaurants were closed as it was now nearly 3pm. We noticed an elderly couple from our hostel at a restaurant at the far end of the town waving us over as it was still open, so we hobbled over and sat down. The main meal was nice although the waitress slammed the food and drinks on the table as if we’d personally offended her by daring to order food at her restaurant. That didn’t stop us from ordering dessert however, as we were determined to fill up on enough food that we wouldn’t need to make another long trip down for dinner. Unfortunately for us the cheesecake we’d chosen to share lived up to its name a little too well and tasted very cheesy indeed, accompanied by a chewy rubbery texture. The dogs on the beach were well fed that afternoon!

We chilled out on the beach for a bit hoping the temperature would start to cool off but around 5pm it was still baking hot so we syked ourselves up and started on the walk home. It finally cooled down from the high thirties to the low thirties/ high twenties around 1am and we finally got some sleep.

The next day Grace had booked a scuba diving trip and I had paid for a snorkeling trip, both of which were in the national marine park. The older Dutch couple from our hostel, Peter and Madeleine, who we had seen at the restaurant the previous night were on the snorkeling trip too.

The guide had promised we’d see a lot on the trip, however our first sighting was very unexpected indeed… We spotted the president of Panama! He landed in a helicopter right next to the pickup point for our snorkeling trip. There were special police everywhere. With grey camouflage on and black balaclavas with just a slit for their eyes. They looked very much like baddies from a bond movie, but we were very impressed they hadn’t already roasted to death inside head to toe clothing.

Photo from Google but this is the uniform

Our second spot of the day came on the boats out to the reservation islands. We saw dolphins as they swam and jumpued out of the water right next to the boat! It was very cool to see!

The first island we visited was a tiny thin split of land surrounded by coral reefs, we saw lots of cool colourful fish and also a reef shark. Although sadly I also ended up telling one couple on our boat off for standing on the corals. I mentioned this to our guide who also reiterated not to do this, the coral grows only a cm each year so standing on it and breaking it cases decades of setbacks, it’s also full of bacteria that you really don’t want in your foot.

The second spot we headed to was another island, this time with lots of trees on. The reef here is a cleaning spot for turtles, they stop by and tiny fish nibble at their dead skin. Although these fish aren’t picky and will also nibble humans as well as I found out! I have been to the fish feet spa so I assumed fishes nibbling me in the water would feel the same. However, after swimming over a dense part of the reef my legs were absolutely covered in fish, I assumed if I started swimming and kicking my legs this would stop the rather forceful nibbling, it did not. It was a rather unpleasant and unsettling feeling and I swam as fast as I could for 10+ minutes to get far enough away from the reef that they would leave me alone! After catching my breath I swam again to the edges of the reef, careful to avoid any fish, and I was rewarded by seeing not one, but two huge turtles! The guide remarked after they were some of the largest she’s ever seen.

Our next stop was onto the largest island on the reserve, here we climbed up to a viewing platform and our guide explained how the islands on the reserve used to house prison buildings and no boats were allowed in the area to prevent escapes, this is why the area is so untouched. There is also a huge crocodile on this island called Tito that the locals feed and it will appear if you call for it, but none of us fancied making the call, especially as we had nothing to feed him, we didn’t want to end up his snack!

Our last stop was at another island with lots more colourful fishes and here we also saw a sea snake and a puffer fish, so we definitely got our money’s worth!

I had spent most of the day chatting to the Dutch couple, they were really nice and told me how they were retired and spent a month of every year traveling around a new country. Madeleine also insisted on creaming my back for me so I didn’t burn and also asked if I would like a lift to town for dinner as they had a car! Very nice people indeed! That evening we couldn’t resist a free lift in an air-conditioned car so myself and Grace got a lift from them into town and we ended up having a nice dinner together, chatting about all the different places they and we had been. At the end of the evening they kindly offered to take us half way to our next destination in two days time as they were headed in a similar direction.

The next day we decided to chill on the beach, this time walking down super early when it was at least slightly cooler and finding a spot of shade to hide from the sun in. It was honestly too hot to do anything that took us too far away from the water. In the evening we got chatting with some girls at our hostel, we were all going to go out to a party although none of us could stay late as the girls had to catch the 7am bus and Peter and Madeleine had offered us a lift at 8am (although they later said they were happy to leave at 10am so we could have fun at the party as they’re complete babes!).

We ended up losing track of time and sat chatting until midnight, at that point none of us could be bothered to do the sweaty walk into town and, as it turned out we would all be staying at the same hostel in the next stop, we decided to call it a night and go out at the next town.

So we had an early-ish nights sleep and a beautifully air-conditioned journey halfway to our next destination, El Valle de Anton. Which meant we didn’t have to get up at 6am and we only needed to get two buses instead of four!

I’ll tell you all about El Valle de Anton soon, lots of love, Alice x

P.s. I almost forgot to tell you about the unluckiest person we met while traveling. A German girl in our dorm here. Santa Catalina was her second stop on her holiday and not only did she also end up in this booking hot Hostel in the middle of nowhere she managed to get diarrhea on her first day in a dorm where all 7 of us shared one bathroom connected to the room, there is no keeping that one to yourself. That evening the girl in the bed above her accidentally unscrewed the top of her water bottle in her sleep and it all leaked out onto this German girl in the bed below. She didn’t realize it was water and thought the girl above had wet herself so she slept on the floor. The next day she decided to go to the beach and got bitten by a dog, the local hospital patched her up and gave her a tetanus shot but she needed to take a 8 hour bus the next day to Panama city to get a rabies shot. Then on her final night before she left for Panama city a big wooden slat from the bottom of the bed above her came loose and fell on her head leaving her with a huge bruise! Honestly talk about being unlucky! I only hope her luck improved in Panama city!

Bouquet, Panama

Staying in a castle, did a walk that was supposed to be flat but was definitely uphill and was supposed t be cloiudy but was very sunny. Hitch hiked on the way back to save $10

Day two market and chill market was like a church fate lots of American expats

Day three swinging bridges canceled as I was too heavy

We arrived in the mountain village of Bouquet and were greeted by our very unusual hostel, we were staying in a castle! It was a bit out of town, built by a Dutch man who, after moving to Panama, had missed seeing European castles and what else was there to do, apart from build his own of course! He had chosen to build it on a hill overlooking the countryside, so the hostel has beautiful views. It also had these cool hobbit hole like houses you could stay in!

We were both still a bit knackered from our partying in Bocas del Toro and the long journey to get into the mountains, so we just wanted a chill activity for our first day here. We saw online that there was a flat walk not far from the town, it was supposedly a gentle walk to a waterfall and back. We checked with our hostel who confirmed it was a flat easy walk, they also said it would be cloudy all day so perfect walking weather. So we decided to go for it.

After being wayyy overcharged for a taxi to the start point and then paying a further $10 USD each to do the walk at the entrance, we were ready for our relaxing stroll along the flat walk.

The cloudy day turned out to be boiling hot sunshine without a cloud in the sky… and I can only assume the locals here are descended from mountain goats, there is no way in hell I would describe the walk we did as flat by any stretch of the imagination! It was a fun walk but definitely one we were not in the mood for. After forcing ourselves up hill for 20 minutes we did get to see a tree that was over a thousand years old so that was pretty cool! Grace was very much not in the mood for a hike and would complain ‘ohh look another flat bit’ every time we had to climb up some rocks or walk up a hill!

A very old tree
Another flat section of the walk
And another.

We did get some added danger in the walk though when we had to cross over some rivers and got to wobble about on some pipes and very ropey looking bridges

We eventually made it to the ‘waterfall’ which was a trickle through some rocks and very unimpressive and then headed back to the start of the trail.

After paying $20 each for a taxi to the walk and the walk itself, we were reluctant to spend yet more money paying for a taxi back again. As Panama is one of the richest and safest countries in central America, hitchhiking is relatively safe and common here. We decided to give it a go, luckily for us the first car we saw looked like a good bet. It didn’t have tinted windows, meaning we could see the driver and he didn’t look like a huge angry man fresh from prison, but rather a friendly looking guy in his 50’s and the car itself was a pickup truck, so we would be able to sit in the back, not with the driver, and in the extreme case we could easily jump off the back if necessary! So I stuck an arm out and did my best Spanish negotiating, the guy kindly offered to drop us off on the outskirts of town as he was only going past it and not in. It was a bit of a bumpy ride but saved us an hours walk and the man refused to take any money. All in all a successful first hitch hike.

Grace in the back of the truck.

On our second day we had decided to check out a local market we had seen advertised, we had really enjoyed most of the markets we had visited on our trip, it’s normally a nice way to see the locals going about doing their day to day activities and experience some local food, music and culture.

It turns out that Boquete is mostly inhabited by American expats. So the market was mostly various church groups and retirement communities advertising for members. On the plus side we did get a nice Cuban sandwich to try which I’d never had before but had always seen on American shows. It was very tasty.

After viewing what little there was of the market we headed back to the hostel and made use of their swimming pool and jacuzzi for the afternoon!

The next day we were supposed to be visiting some hanging bridges, they asked our heights and weights and gave us a ticket, however when they realised we were two women not a man and a woman they told us we could no longer go, as I was to heavy for a woman. Admittedly I am heavy for a woman but probably weigh the same, if not less, than an average male so I’m not entirely sure why I was too heavy? Surely the bridge wouldn’t know or care if I was a male or female but they refused to allow us to go so we didn’t get to see the bridges!

On the plus side, we used the day instead to plan the next leg of our travels to Asia!

But first we’ll be moving on to our next stop the beach town of Santa Catalina, I’ll tell you all about it soon, lots of love Alice x

Bocas Del Toro, Panama

Chilled tried to go to a party was dead until after we went to bed, shelf fell on graces head

Day two explored the island met Sophie and co. Grace’s taxi got lost Went for lunch and a swim came back, party was already happening had a really fun night free drinks very thirsty

Day three more chilling

We decided to try and do our own cross border transfer to Bocas del Toro as the busses in both Costa Rica and Panama are reliable and a lot cheaper than the very expensive direct mini buses. We had a two hour bus ride to the border and had no issues getting our passports stamped out of Costa Rica and into Panama. Entry into Panama did require a scan of all of our fingerprints and a front and side profile photo, so we had the added bonus of feeling like we were on a police show to liven up the crossing experience! On the other side of the border we saw minibuses collecting people to take the rest of the way to Bocas del Toro, we managed to haggle a seat for $20 USD a person, on the agreement we didn’t tell any one else on the bus we were paying €100 less than them! We could have gotten two local busses the rest of the way as planned for even cheaper but the direct route would be a lot quicker, so we decided to splurge out. Once we reached the Bocas del Toro port, we had to board a taxi boat that would take us the rest of the way to the Bocas del Toro islands.

We had chosen to stay on one of the smaller, quieter islands. The island itself took about 20 minutes to walk from one side to the other. It had two restaurants, a hostel and around 20 houses. The Hostel and houses were all built half on the sand and half protruding out into the sea on stilts. The sea was absolutely beautiful blue and filled with fishes and starfish.

We arrived in the late afternoon and decided to walk around the island, after walking end to end we decided to stop for dinner in one of two bars/restaurants on the island. The did tasty pizzas and even tastier cocktails. After a few drinks we headed back to the hostel. We saw adverts for a party that evening, starting at 10pm (we complained how this was far too late for a party to start and then realized we are getting old!).

We got ready and headed out to the bar for 9:30pm in the hope of getting chatting to some people and making friends but the whole place was absolutely dead and remained that way until midnight at which point we gave up and headed to bed. After we had taken our makeup off and gotten into bed we heard taxi boats arriving on mass around 1am but decided we couldn’t be arsed at that point once we were already comfortable in bed.

The party continued until around 3am and although we were in the dorms furthest away from the bar, it still felt as if we were trying to sleep on the dancefloor it was so loud. The wall Grace’s bed was connected to vibrated so much the large wooden shelf above Grace’s bed fell off the wall and onto her head. Not wanting to appear older and grumpier than we already probably seemed, Grace didn’t complain and just sobbed silently in bed, which probably succeeded in not making her look grumpy but instead probably made her look slightly mental!

The next morning,Grace and the new egg-shaped bruise she was spouting, headed of scuba diving. I stayed at the hostel and got chatting to a girl and a group of six guys she was traveling with, who had all met while working in Lapland at a Santa’s grotto experience over Christmas. They were super friendly and invited me to join them on a bar crawl around the islands that would finish at our hostel. As Grace had just texted me she was on her way back and wanted to go get some lunch, I declined their offer and told them we would meet them back at the hostel at 5pm when the bar crawl would arrive on our island.

Grace’s taxi boat should have only taken two minutes to drive from the island she was on over to our island, she could have probably swam it in 5 minutes. Yet somehow she took an hour to arrive. Her driver had insisted on dropping everyone else on the bus off first to various different islands, then had needed to stop to get fuel, then had gotten lost! But eventually she arrived back safely and hadn’t been kidnapped as I’d feared/hoped!

We went to lunch at the same place as the previous day and afterwards had a lie in the sun and a swim in the sea. I tried to combine the two by laying down in the shallow water at the seas edge. As soon as I sat my bum down I felt something concerningly large move beneath it, I then thrashed about screaming in the shallows, retreating from a crab who had already had the worse end of our encounter after being sat on and then screamed at.

We headed back to the restaurant in case the crab had any ideas about revenge…and also because I was really thirsty after all the shouting and thrashing about. I wanted to get a soft drink but grace convinced me to get a nice cocktail. Five minutes after delivering our cocktails the waiter came to check on us and remarked, after seeing my empty glass, ‘wow you a very thirsty girl’. To which Grace fell about laughing and continued to use every time I drank anything or appeared slightly drunk!

At 4pm we decided to head back to the hostel so we could be ready by the time the bar crawl arrived for the afternoon party. But it turned out we were already far too late, the party had arrived early and was already in full swing. Luckily the dress code seemed to be swimming costumes (and sunburn), one of which we already had and the other we were hoping to avoid anyway.

The hostel was absolutely heaving with people and it was a really fun evening, even if all of the music we knew and enjoyed most was labelled as ‘old school’ and ‘throwback’ songs. Nothing like a party aimed at 18-20 year old to make you feel old! Grace even got a lift on Patric, one of the guys I had met earlier’s, shoulders. Seeing as Grace is tiny and Patrick is a huge 6ft+ northerner, this was not an issue. However, his friend Jamie, who was the same height as me and probably only 2/3rds of my weight, then tried to do the same to me. That was less successful and eventually after 5 minutes of him shouting ‘Ive nearly got it’ and me shouting ‘let me down!’ and trying to jump off, he gave up. But not before a crowd had already gathered to cheer him on, just my luck! He insisted he be allowed to try again and this time I shouldn’t try and get off as apparently that’s what was stopping him being able to lift me… But seeing as I like having all of my front teeth (and what was left of my dignity at this point) intact I declined the proposal.

The packed party
Patrick is the tall guy and yes the terrible singing is me!

The party at our hostel ended around midnight and we headed to an after-party at another hostel on a different island and we saw some cool fire jugglers and danced a bit more before heading home to bed. After seven hours of dancing we were absolutely knackered but I returned to find a girl asleep in my bed! After waking her and helping her into what I hoped was her bed I could finally get to sleep.

The next day we were treated to a free breakfast at the hotel as an apology for nearly killing Grace with a shelf. We spent the rest of the day chilling out and recovering from our hang overs. We did however take a swim underneath our hostel and saw loads of cool coral that was growing on the supporting legs of the structure.

The following morning we headed on to our next stop, Boquete. Tell you all about it soon, lots of love, Alice x